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How easy or hard is it to hire a Hitman? I have seen movies basically where its just walking into a bar and asking. I also read news reports of so and so asking for a hitman. Can someone enlighten me? (lemmy.world)

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[–] Mobiledecay@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

eBay has them for cheap using the Buy it now option. ☺️

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But then the victim isn't included in the price and costs twice as much.

[–] Mobiledecay@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's too late! Now I'm screwed! 😭😭😭

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Call your credit company and block the transaction.

Remind them that if they don't, you have a hitman awaiting a victim.