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[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 62 points 2 months ago (3 children)

For anyone reading this who might have anxiety, I had this problem and it just turned out that I really need better support during the day. Boxers weren’t cutting it.

With that said, yes definitely consider seeing a doctor.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 63 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Hey everyone, this guy has long balls!

[–] JoeyHarrington@lemmy.ca 28 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Ol' Long Balls MacDougall we call him.

[–] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 31 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

You got long balls Larry. You're Long Balls Larry

Long-Ass Balls

Long-Ball Larry

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

Fuck I love curb your enthusiasm

[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

His arch nemesis is WideBalls Fredrick

[–] RarePossum@programming.dev 12 points 2 months ago

Is this your professional opinion, Dr. Wesker?

[–] metallic_z3r0@infosec.pub 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Alternatively, as a form of scrotal elephantiasis, it could be a parasitic infection, swollen lymph nodes from either disease or medical procedures like radiotherapy, or more rarely a hernia that causes the intestines to drop into the scrotum.

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

intestines to drop into the scrotum

I was perfectly fine without the knowledge that that can happen.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Getting a hernia there happens to 1 in 3 men.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 months ago

What a terrible day to have eyes and a scrotum