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Bystanders, cop shot as NYPD opens fire on alleged fare-beater in Brooklyn subway (www.nbcnewyork.com)

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[–] Lauchs@lemmy.world -1 points 2 months ago

Fair, I play more RPGs and whatnot where a knife takes 4 years to injure someone. (Though, a bad sword can take just as long because, I dunno, it's too dull to chop through this peasant's leather tunic? Goddamnit Ultima.)