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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon is an example (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 96 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

Sounds like a great family

Jokes aside, if you ever feel like killing yourself, don't. Don't let them win.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 51 points 1 month ago

I wonder why Anon has issues finding love, with such a great upbringing

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 16 points 1 month ago

Yeah, I find straight up abandoning your shit family is a not completely bad idea.

You'd be surprised at the jobs out there that simply let you get on a train or a boat and simply leave it all behind if you want to.

Just please then don't jump off the back of my boat. The point is that it might be lonelier than guaranteed family but ocean is a bad way to go.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 6 points 1 month ago

if you ever feel like killing yourself, don't

Oh definitely don't kill yourself, there's absolutely no future in it.

My cousin killed himself and I do not think it helped at all.

[–] hairynipple@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yea, just put that energy into murdering your aunt.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

But make it look like your cousin did it.