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[–] LongboardingLad@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Small story. I've done more than my fair share of shrooms in my day. My guy stopped growing them and raised turtles instead, but that's not the point. I found a new person to acquire them from and being an "expert" psychonaut, I took about the same amount as always(4g) expecting a pretty moderate trip. Turns out the new guy knows how to grow some spicy Bois and I couldn't handle 4g of them. I'm not advocating for drug use, but if you plan on taking shrooms, remember that every bag is different and I am a huge proponent of taking a micro dose of any new batch before going for a macro dose. Dip your toes in before diving head first Anyway, this meme is literally me. Gave me a giggle

[–] Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My guy stopped growing them and raised turtles instead,

I wish my resume looked that good.

[–] LongboardingLad@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Be the turtle rancher you wish to see in the world, friend. Or something like that

[–] Anivia 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's why I still prefer LSD over shrooms, even though I hate that the trip lasts twice as long. With LSD you always know how much you are taking

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

Most of the time! DrugsData now shows the amounts in tested samples and a dose can vary by quite a lot! In my life experience though, a dose usually just feels like a dose. I definitely have tried some that blew me away in just one dose though hahaha

[–] ieatpillowtags@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

So much this. You can’t undo taking too much, and you can have a real bad time for hours.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Oooof goin from Teachers to Penis Envy, huh?

[–] LongboardingLad@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Enigma! Stopped pretty much everything after that incident.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

Completely fair! It’s been five years for me… I haven’t even eaten my teachers (I intend to soon!)

[–] mayo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I tried 1g of Makilla Gorilla and 1g of Golden Teacher (months apart) and the gorilla felt 3x stronger at least. I never knew that before, it's much better now that we can buy them in stores.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

Yeah! I only learned that when I grew some teachers. A mate of mine has some different types and knows a lot more about their strengths.