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I'm not sure if you meant Jaz and had a typo or the canonical star wars musical genres that somehow actually exists called jizz.
If you've seen the original first movie(ep4) when they go into the bar and meet Solo for the first time. There's an alien band playing space jazz, canonically that space jazz is named jizz.
Further funnies:
The alien playing the weird saxophone?
Their species?
Yeah it's called 'bith'
There is a Bith playing Jizz at the Star Wars Cantina.
The cantina band is Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes, but apparently Max Rebo is the true jizz-wailer (as they're canonically called).
Hehe
Fingering Dan and the Module Nudes.
Space jizz
The jizz must flow
Out of my worm
My Dune, My Jizz, My Arrakis
The Clone Wars movie also had a bar where the band was playing a bit schmaltzy. Schmaltzy Jizz.