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[–] grue@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Granted (literally IRL): 50%+ of Internet users are on mobile devices, 70%+ of those are running Android, and Android uses the Linux kernel, so Linux market share is already over 20%.

It's just that it's DRM'd and un-Free bastard Linux, not GNU.


Alternatively:

Granted: Android marketshare drops from 70% of the mobile market to <40% (so that the Linux marketshare across mobile+desktop no longer exceeds 20%), and fully-proprietary OSs take up the slack.