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You can’t give them leniency.
Two this will happen:
I have spiders everywhere this year because some spiders laid eggs. They’re different types too.
Yesterday I took my glasses off and went to have a nap. I draped the blanket over myself and noticed a dark spot. “What’s that I asked”, as I put my face 3 inches from it for a clear view. Spider! Fucking fuck spider on my blanket.
I put on my coat a while ago it had several baby spiders on it. I had spiders in my hair three times this summer.
They get no mercy from me now, we had an arrangement and the spiders have broken it.
I had to suspend my catch and release program for spiders when I had eggs hatch in here earlier this year. First noticed what looked like fuzz floating by, looked closer and realized it was a spiderling. Spent two nights going around my place with my ladder, stopping every meter or so to kill every spider in reach before moving on. Killed a bit over 100 spiders, was worried that I had only scratched the surface and would be finding tons more but instead I only saw like 3 more after that.
My cat was my hero for those
She was licking the baseboards and I was very confused, then I saw a couple of baby spiders running away so I killed the stragglers.
But but but "ThEyLl EaT ThE oThEr FlyInG BugS!!!"