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Apple’s Tim Cook to unveil reasons why your current iPhone is already a piece of shit (newsthump.com)
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[–] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"but ive gotta keep buying their products because I'm already in the ecosystem...so it's just easier at this point" -The common cope

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 1 points 1 month ago

"I'll downvote people who point out my behavior"\ - The common cope