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Posting the shopping cart theory because people had questions in a separate thread (slrpnk.net)

submitted 1 month ago by ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] match@pawb.social 18 points 1 month ago

i once visited Lewiston, Maine and none of the carts had been returned to the proper spot. more than a dozen carts were just scattered around the parking lot. as soon as i found somewhere to park, i got out and collected every cart in the lot. the boy i was dating at the time looked at me with concern in his eyes