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submitted 1 week ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/facepalm@lemmy.world

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[–] Samvega@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 week ago (4 children)

"Hi, I don't respect human society because it's observably lacking in compassion. Not only for non-human animals, but even for human animals. You guys are pathetic and I'm not interested in being part of your self-fellating club."

How I'd stretch that out into 2 minutes I don't know.

[–] BearOfaTime@lemm.ee 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Easy... 1:30 of silence first.

That way they have to waste time to get to what you have to say. Or play a video of some kind.

Fuck em. They're being disrespectful of your time, waste theirs.

[–] Samvega@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago

Easy... 1:30 of silence first.

I like it!

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