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so my friend asked me to explain whats an rss feed (lemmy.world)
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[โ€“] corroded@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I appreciate the suggestion, but that looks like a Java library. Interpreted languages make me feel dirty. Java makes me feel even dirtier. If it's not C, C++, or ASM, is it really worth using?

[โ€“] MagicShel@programming.dev 2 points 2 months ago

Idk. Been doing it for nearly 20 years and before that I was doing IBM's take on VBScript for another 10. So I have my own perspective there. I've only ever had to parse massive xmls when doing web apps, and for web backends I really only like Java and NodeJS.

But everyone is entitled to their own take. I would imagine there is a streaming parser in other languages as well.