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‘Do not store guns in your oven’: Loaded gun stored in oven fires multiple rounds after getting overheated (www.live5news.com)

submitted 1 week ago by realcaseyrollins@thelemmy.club to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 week ago (2 children)

But who can stop an oven with a gun?

[–] realcaseyrollins@thelemmy.club 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Only a good oven with a gun!

[–] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Better ban cookbooks while we are at it

[–] doingthestuff@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

My microwave has guns too.