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[โ€“] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I always thought that as an obligate carnivore if you feed the cat lettuce it explodes in a little furry fireball.

[โ€“] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

It actually breaks down into little soot sprites who then immediately get to work building a multi-story wooden gazebo around the place the cat once was.