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Anon pregames (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] bamfic@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Someone kissing me after having just puked would kill my boner too

[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

I think more people should be posting that its just unattractive to be pukey drunk. How fun could the sex even be? She might even fall asleep in the middle of it.