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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is the “wood if notes box” thing meant to be some kind of magical incantation for evading legal obligations?

[–] Plopp@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I read that part of the sentence about 20 times and I still haven't got a clue what it's supposed to mean.

[–] Nimrod@lemm.ee 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

“Wood” = “would”

These posts are allergic to punctuation. So there also should be a “.” or something after the “would”.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I got that, but wtf does would if notes box mean

[–] Nimrod@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

I can’t decide if it’s “notes box” or “box bankers”.

I do know that it’s best to not burn too much brain power trying to decipher lunatics.

[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You have to get fluent in misspellings, wrong words, and lack of punctuation to read SovCit. It's "...like I knew they would; if notes box bankers..."

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I mentally added in the spelling and punctuation when I read it, it still doesn't make sense to me.

What are they attempting to say here?

[–] ninja@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My guess:

note - a banknote or promissory note

box - like 'big box store,' translating to a physical business location

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Yeah, "big-box-banknote bankers" or even "big-box-bank-ers" makes a little more sense and has the right kind of contempt for this rant. And to be fair, with the consolidation of small banks into major players these days, a tad relatable.