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Also, god turns the woman into dust and a rib and buries it into the mans chest. Then he walks the man around the garden, progressively making him stupid and finally turning him into dust. Then in 7 days he removes all the stars, animals, trees, etc and finally turns the light off and continues being god.
At last, sweet release.