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[–] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 59 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Like George Carlin said, somewhere there is the worst doctor and someone has an appointment with them tomorrow!

[–] negativenull@lemmy.world 44 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What do you call the person who was last in class at medical school?
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Doctor

[–] Perhapsjustsniffit@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Having been a paramedic for many years, I'll take the 80% med student over the no bedside manner, no common sense, overly bookish student who can only think about what the book told them.

[–] 200ok@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Goldilocks zone, wins again!

[–] Schmoo@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I would think that those types are better suited to research or other medical professions that don't interact with patients like imaging or something.

[–] Perhapsjustsniffit@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

They certainly are yet med schools only accept the "brightest" many of whom are this type.

[–] rh4c6f@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is the third time I've read this comment today. I hope Joe Pesci or the sun aren't trying to tell me something.

[–] entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 months ago

If Carlin's ghost has one message for any of us, I'm pretty sure it's "don't be fuckin stupid"

[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 months ago

someone, somewhere, took the biggest dump on earth today. someome somewhere sometime took the biggest dump ever taken by a human