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submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by EtAl_isGitch@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social

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SpaceX CEO claims it's "just a prank" in escalating Brazil dispute

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[–] nailingjello@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm fairly sure there is no one actively rooting for my death or waiting to celebrate when it happens

Quite the opposite actually. I'm hoping you lead a long life filled with happiness and prosperity.

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Right back at you, friendly strangers. How did the saying go? May your days be long and your nights prosperous?