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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[โ€“] p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

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[โ€“] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

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