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[–] frezik@midwest.social 26 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Depends on which story you believe. Matthew says he hung himself. Acts says he fell and busted his head open in a more accidental way. And then there's a few other accounts that aren't in the biblical canon.

[–] TopRamenBinLaden@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

One account says he started a wicked metal band.

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

My account is that after his successful quest the theif was awarded his loot for betral of the wizard which was enough to buy a pretty sick dagger and some torches.

[–] sheogorath@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

I love the Islam version where he was made to look like Jesus as punishment by God and actually the one who was crucified.

[–] Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

One version is that a T800 model 101 want back in time and terminated him.