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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon watches the Teletubbies (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] NewDark@lemmings.world 116 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Someone's got a carbon monoxide leak.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 31 points 2 weeks ago

OP ate Benadryl

[–] sxan@midwest.social 7 points 2 weeks ago

Or dad found mom's stash of special mushrooms in the back of the cupboard and made carbonara out of them one night.