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Perhaps you could bugger off back to your gentlemen's club now and never darken the doorstep of a boozer again.

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[–] MerchantsOfMisery@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I started smoking when I was 13 because it was the only way one could take their shift break without being interrupted/called back into work. Before I smoked, my breaks would constantly get interrupted and I'd be called to do work but after I started smoking? No one dared to break the sacred rule of "don't fuck with someone's smoke break".

20+ years later and I'm still smoking 😎 and hopelessly addicted. I hate it.

[–] towerful@programming.dev 4 points 2 months ago

I was a bit older, but that's the same reason I started. Somehow an accepted break that doesn't get rushed, and a bit of daylight.

[–] Soup@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Yea see that’s where I get on board with the classism issue. Everyone is overworked and for some reason smokers get breaks that nonsmokers don’t but should.