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Boeing’s Starliner started making a repeating ‘pulsing’ sound yesterday (www.theverge.com)

submitted 2 months ago by dantheclamman@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] weew@lemmy.ca 55 points 2 months ago (1 children)

2 months after thruster issues: check engine light finally comes on

[–] nehal3m@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Classic ~~Chevrolet~~ Boeing

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Nah, Boeing would have made the trip without saying anything and had to hire hit men for the people who knew about it when a sudden door forms upon reentry