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I thought I was giving my kids the best childhood ever until my 4-year-old asked why we didn't own a 'bigger golf cart' (www.businessinsider.com)

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[–] otp@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Seems ridiculous. Why not a bicycle?

[–] ABCDE@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Because babies exist.

[–] otp@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Babies shouldn't drive golf carts though

[–] ABCDE@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Shit, you got me.

[–] VirtualOdour@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why should everyone live exactly how you want them to?

Can I do an audit of your life and switch everything over to how I think you should live?

[–] otp@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Lol

Generally, people can live how they want. It doesn't mean I can't think doing something a certain way is ridiculous.

I did ask a "why" question. I'm open to changing my mind.