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[–] capital@lemmy.world 235 points 2 months ago (9 children)

lol “our detection system can’t tell the difference between you talking on the phone and you singing so we need you to keep the data clean by not singing”

Fuuuuck you.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 77 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Amazon: "We encourage expediency in delivery, so please don't stop to use the restroom. Just piss in this bottle."

Also Amazon: "We need you to arrive promptly, but also we expect you to work late. The needs of the customers come first!"

Finally, Amazon: "You're tired, you're hungry, you desperately need to piss, but we've decided the biggest risk to your driving safety is your dramatic rendition of Shake It Off by Taylor Swift, as you try to get your mind off the horror of working this dead end job."

[–] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)

also stop pissing in bottles, thats weird and disgusting, and no we wont give you more time.

[–] Hupf 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Simply don't drink and drive™️

simply do not piss anymore, pissing is for nerds and losers

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