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Peloton’s former billionaire CEO says he’s lost all his money and had to sell his possessions (finance.yahoo.com)

submitted 2 months ago by return2ozma@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] vahtos@programming.dev 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I'm pretty sure after exploring thousands of people you're more likely to get chlamydia than rich. I could be wrong though, maybe try it?

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Will report back if I get permission from the wife. Wish me luck.