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[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

In a tent would be even worse.

[–] Plopp@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Seems like a lot of planning to get the person you don't like to live in a tent first.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There are ways.

None so far as I’m aware that are actually legal, mind. But why let that get in the way of one’s dastardly plans?

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Possibly some type of incendiary device?

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I was kind of thinking chemical. Unleash a pack of grumpy skunks and get them to spray everything.

Freakish, sure, but plausibly deniable.

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

I was thinking more they were on a trip somewhere.