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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is eggboy (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

To the tune of the Flipper theme:

They call him eggboy, eggboy!

Master of frying!

No one you see

Can cook them as he

And we know

Eggboy!

Lives by a greasy oven

Frying and lovin

Lovin his eggggggggs!