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Anon tries to be Bam Bam Bigelow (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Hey, same. I was purposely flipping slowly to basically land in a belly flop. Didn't get high enough and I swear it felt like my nose was smashed into my sternum. Had some back issues afterwards but nothing too serious. Also managed to front flip over my handlebars while not wearing a helmet and walk away with a fractured arm.

Needless to say I don't do that shit anymore.