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[–] superduperpirate@lemmy.world 32 points 3 weeks ago (14 children)

Sounds like I’d pass out from the pain if I tried anything like this.

I had weird friends in college, which was appropriate since I was (and still am) pretty weird myself. One such friend, who was heavily into body piercing & body modification (talked regularly about wanting to split his tongue) took it upon himself to warp my fragile little mind by showing me unsolicited pictures of sounding. When I recoiled in horror and shut my eyes, he then proceeded to tell me of cock & ball torture enthusiasts who supposedly stick a sounding rod in their urethra and then hit their dicks with a hammer. He was a little too excited when describing this to me, which makes me wonder if he ever tried it himself.

[–] Asetru 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

One such friend took it upon himself to warp my fragile little mind by showing me unsolicited pictures of sounding.

What is "sounding"? Do I want to know?

[–] TassieTosser@aussie.zone 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's where you stick things in your penis.

[–] ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

specifically through the pee hole

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