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submitted 3 months ago by CmdrKeen@lemmy.today to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] jnk@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Everything is open source for this guy after using this simple trick. Big techs HATE him!

[+] DeathsEmbrace@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

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[–] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

NGL I apply to places where I use the software. But it's not one thing, it's a dozen things I would fix.

I actually never successfully got the job. Probably because during the interview, I come off like a rambling psychopath pointing out extremely specific things.

[–] InfiniteWisdom@sh.itjust.works -1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Honestly, anybody with a gender studies degree can get into software developer nowadays no sweat, nowadays the fortune 500 standards are so low that they'll just hire anyone on the spot without even questioning it. Honestly only started to take note of this the second Biden got into office, the quality of software overall has gone down. Overall, back to open source, I never truly got the open source movement in general, never been my thing. Proprietary software is inheitly more secure which is why most enterprise systems still use windows xp.

[–] Barbarian@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

I kept reading waiting for the punch line, didn't see one. I think I've fallen victim to Poe's law. I legitimately can't tell if this is satire.