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A femur? That depends, is it your femur? Or is it a femur you acquired?
In the former, you may be eligible for a lifetime of less-than-poverty wages, for free from a thing called "dys ahh bill eee tee"...
If it's the latter, you can get an all expenses paid trip to the local penetentary! Where you will be given free food, clothing and shelter, possibly for years!
Either way, you may not have to work, ever again... Or maybe you just won't be able to! Who knows!
But what if it's not a human femur. Like say a goat femur.
We're going to need a pricing table here for that. Let me ask Haskill for that.