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My wife is nearly annoy proof. If I texted that, she would get all warm and fuzzy.
Have you tried removing the toilet seat 1 hour after your wife goes to bed, so that when she gets up to pee at 2am and doesn't turn on the light, she falls in?
Then you burst in, snap a pic, and upload it to your instagram with the caption "I keep the bitches pussy wet!"
Maybe THAT will annoy her?
Thats not annoying, its just mean and disrespectful.
Don't think they were being serious
I don't think they were suggesting anyone actually do that, but it does seem like they don't fully understand what it means to be playfully annoying to your spouse.
What? You don't love cutting their hair while they're sleeping?