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Chick-fil-A plans to launch streaming service with original shows (arstechnica.com)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk -2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

So Santa is more like a simplified and false materialist christianity for children?

Although in Christianity, your works have nothing to do with your salvation. It's your relationship with Jesus and if you trust Him.

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The Bible is not 100% consistent on whether or not it is important to be a good person. Most people believe it is important or necessary for eternal joy rather than eternal suffering.