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[–] nehal3m@sh.itjust.works 88 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Also, never let your passenger put their feet up on the dashboard. Unless they want their lungs punctured by their own tibia.

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 26 points 3 weeks ago

That sounds fun who wouldn't want that?

[–] vorpuni@jlai.lu 7 points 3 weeks ago

Or rest their head near the side curtain airbags. Loads of cars have them now.

[–] anothercatgirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

But how about RSI from sitting still in the same position for too long?

[–] nehal3m@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 weeks ago

Easy, just jump out of a moving car every once in a while.