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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon gets banned from Walmart (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] tweeks@feddit.nl 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Plus a footrub.. is quite something as a first. I mean, what happened to asking someone out for a drink for starters.

[–] jzzvid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 months ago

Anon went from 0-100. Dudes really need to learn how to slow their roll.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Agreed. And "would you give your mother a foot-rub" is not a good self-assessment for whether or not it's an appropriate opener, either.

Anon should know that suggesting physical contact with a total stranger is a red flag, possibly two if we consider it's about feet.