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I went to the cops with video proof that my neighbor was stealing stuff from my garden.
Nothing happened.
So I pretended to be away for the day and caught him in the act and fucking punched him repeatedly in the face.
I just found him bleeding on the floor. Must have tripped and fell. Idk why my cameras weren't working.
I had a racist neighbor get angry at me for “shielding” my mixed race neighbor kid (he was six) and he trespassed on her property, which was really just him walking in the easement between the sidewalk and the road and him looking for bugs.
I outweighed her by close to 100lbs, but she wanted to start shit and wouldn’t leave, and I didn’t want to hurt her but wanted her to leave. Took my leaf blower and just blasted it into her face until she ran away. Cops showed up and questioned me, laughed their ass off at the whole thing and left.
She is the shit neighbor who thinks it’s ok to walk into people’s yards if she “sees something suspicious”, which is really her just being a shitter.