Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 3 weeks ago by gedaliyah@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 116 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (11 children)

Hadn't seen this one before but I saw this in a book:

There once was a man from Peru,
Whose limericks stopped at line two

and then later in the same book they had

There once was a man from Verdun

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 30 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

I like this.

There are two types of people:

[–] Classy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

There are 10 types of people in the world

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

All bases are base 10.

[–] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

All bases are belong to us

[–] LordTrychon@startrek.website 3 points 3 weeks ago

[–] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)