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A Boring Dystopia
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drugs are illegal and plentiful in the US. Purchase them and if not arrested stock up as an alternate option.
Other than being white, how can I make it from the arrest to prison alive?
mmm. thats a tough one, but either way. Problem solved.
Take grim comfort that police killing people is noteworthy enough to make the news, you'll prolly be fine!
Police killings have been on the rise and virtually none of them have made the news
Generally, you should make it to prison alive because it's a business and you being there makes them money. Getting out of prison alive however is much more difficult. In theory, having you as a repeat offender is more profitable, but your organs might be more profitable instead. Depends on the market...
Still costs money... 😔
well you don't expect to be arrested for free do you?