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Anon learns that his grandfather dodged being drafted (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] bassomitron@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

TIL there were a lot of conflicts occurring in 1932: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Conflicts_in_1932

[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There has been tons of conflicts occurring every year since the beginning of human civilization

[–] r00ty@kbin.life 6 points 1 month ago

Humans? I knew it! Even when it was the bears, I knew it was them!

[–] ericbomb@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Based purely on names, about 90% of those are HARD pass from me.

The other 10% are a soft pass.

[–] NucleusAdumbens@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

My favorite is the Battle of El Sauce, at which the International Consortium of Spanish-speaking Countries defeated the Yum! Brands Taco Bell Corporate Mercenaries to save the word "salsa" from extinction