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[–] sexy_peach 13 points 3 months ago (3 children)
[–] Icalasari@fedia.io 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Although the ADHD joke is spot on - ADHD gets treated with amphetamines, and straight up meth is used for the most severe cases (I myself am on dextroamphetamine for my ADHD)

[–] deuleb_biezelbob@programming.dev 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

methamphetamine is neurotoxic and not used medically, except the levo isomer in some cough/congestion formulas

[–] canihasaccount@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Desoxyn would like a word.

Edit to add: more commonly prescribed amphetamines are neurotoxic, too. Whether they are neurotoxic at clinical doses is still debated.

[–] deuleb_biezelbob@programming.dev 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

a-pvp would like to know your location

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 months ago
[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 3 months ago

Meth is alright. I don’t like it as much as adderall.

Fent is the worst drug.