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[–] SGG@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The easy-way-to-end-up-with-a-police-visit classic:

  1. Plan B pill

  2. Giant "9" balloon

  3. Vodka.

[–] JameUwU@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

At the risk of sounding stupid, why

[–] SGG@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

It's what some people will pickup before going to a house and getting a surprise visit from Chris Hansen.