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Anon wants to play a game (lemmy.today)

submitted 1 month ago by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (19 children)

Car battery

Jumper cables

Duct tape

If you get a bonus then bleach, lye, or tarp rounds it out. Have fun talking to the local police!

[–] jagungal@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'd go for jumpers, tape, and a tarp. Using the car battery makes it seem like your car battery died. Rope would also make it creepy.

[–] GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's also all stuff you can use while working on your vehicle.

[–] jagungal@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

True, zip ties would also fit in that category

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