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Anon breaks up (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Mnemnosyne@sh.itjust.works 22 points 3 months ago (2 children)

So I do see how there could be a preference for a 'shower' because a big, well-formed dick is aesthetically pleasing even when soft.

Not that I can imagine any real person would be so hung up on this one detail for that to be a real deal-breaker in a relationship.

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 8 points 3 months ago

Greeks come to disagree :D

[–] Microw@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago

The aesthetic of a penis is way more dependent on shape than on how big it is when soft imo