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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon breaks up (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 150 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Haha, those were excuses because she had already found a new dick.

[–] halvar@lemm.ee 109 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

No they weren't since all greentexts are fake and also gay.

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 28 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

2 dicks are better than 1! 🤠

[–] SoGrumpy@lemmy.ml 11 points 3 months ago

Not for DoubleDickDude.

[–] VitabytesDev@feddit.nl 7 points 3 months ago

I was going to make an unexpected factorial joke, but I realized that 1! is 1, so I guess you're right.