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1 gal of gas: ~29k calories - $4.609
~29k calories of rice: ~$600 <-- sus math btw ๐ค
It's simple: drink the gas.
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okay, update:
my math was wrong. new cost of rice: ~$11.5 (ordering in bulk)
CONCLUSION
Drink the gas.
If you drink a whole canister of gas, that's enough to cover your nutritional needs for the rest of your life!
Also, gas is less toxic than vitamin C. So you should be fine! :D