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The floor is Java (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] carbonari_sandwich@lemm.ee 10 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Imagine trying to find shoes that don't look like clown shoes when your toes are that spread.

[–] camr_on@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

He built like a kingdom hearts character

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I wear a men's 14. That's bad enough.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

My brother in ~~arms~~ feet.

The struggle is real.

[–] teft@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Skate shoes should work. They almost always have a large toe box.

[–] datelmd5sum@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

This person will never wear Adidas shoes.