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Anon is French (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] IAmNotACat@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Shadow Moses Island wasn’t liberated from terrorists with a HK416. No thanks.

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If we're going by that logic, every house needs two things: a USP .45 and a NIKITA Remote Control rocket launcher.

You have my vote.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

And my axe!

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

and a cardboard box

[–] psmgx@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Strictly speaking wasn't it FOXDIE?