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Anon watches Malcolm in the Middle (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 129 points 2 months ago (8 children)

His mother is fucking abusive, that's why.

[–] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 131 points 2 months ago (2 children)

And his dad is a meth dealer

[–] CaptainEffort@sh.itjust.works 38 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nah that was just a dream, remember?

[–] cobysev@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago

My favorite ending.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Isn't that Breaking Bad?

[–] subtext@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

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